Mostly Harmless
As for who I am, I'm a Midwestern lesbian artist who specializes in sometimes adorable, sometimes disturbing 3D works. I like fall, rainstorms, and mythical creatures.



Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.There is no “U” in Freedom.
Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America
Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit
and this is jelly
and these are called crisps
Get it right
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s
step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.
Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.
have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?
Oh my sweet lord, I fucking love Tumblr.
#TeamCanada
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Mythbusters seriously needs to do an episode to see if two people could actually fit on that goddamn door without flipping it or sinking it so that we can finally put this issue to bed after fifteen years.
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Peeta is a baker. What’s the best thing you’ve ever baked?
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When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
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(1) It is edible. No artificial colours. 96 calories.
(2) It tastes like real hamburger, cheese, ketchup, french fries and cola. It was delicious.
(3) It cost me 258 yen.
WHAT HAVE WE DON-WOOFWOOFWOOF
OH MY GOD
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